3 word stories
 

so this is going on in another forum im on and thought it would be fun on here too. rules are u must only post 3 words and it must have something to do with the last post....... and here ill kick it off.. hope this is ok to put in this area.....

i was drinkin

gin and juice

got. fucked . up.

woke up at

her house with

a sore asshole

and a large

bowl of milk

wondered why everytime

I go out

i leave the

bar and go

fishing with the

homies. But never

has it hurt

like...I'm pooping

...I liked it

But i wouldnt

eat the turtle

...I like tuhtuls!

Alright, great zombie

attack was imminent

But, no bullets

only butt secks

here at the

Proctologist. So I

bent over. Then

it was inserted

felt like I

gave myself herpes