Confess your dirty deeds
 

ill start

I piss in the shower


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*bored*

who doesnt...lol

Lmao, I was thinking about this same topic 2 nights ago

x2 lol...

well.......x3 me to.

i still use baby whipes

x2-Gotta get everything clean after dumping a load! lol

haha ^

i fucked my ex after my date on friday lol

i got drunk one night and put it in my moms pooper

WTF?! X4 or whatever on pissing in the shower

WOW. That is so wrong to say! lol

I sing Rubber Duckie to my car when I bathe her!

Can we turn this into a "who pisses in the shower" poll?

I talk to my car everyday when I come home from work, and I named her Carrie.

I talk to my car more then I talk to my husband! LOl Her name is Madison.. Maddy for short.

lol ^

i banged the girl i was seeing at the time after she passed out i went to grab a glass of water, her roommate came home and i banged her with the same condom that i banged my girl with

angel, youre fucking insane. :tongue:


i know a lesbian named maddy. shes quite the slugger too.

now thats dirty

Lol
 

I'm gonna hold off on this thread for a bit and wait to reveal my dirty deed{s}... SMH there's so many to choose from. LMAO I too pee in the shower.

We had that discussion at the shop one day and of all the gross SH*T Fatshlong does he swears he never pees in the shower I call bullsh*t.

I use them after offroading before I hit the paved road i like to give myself a bath with baby wipes!!

I've jerked off in the shower so many times I'm afraid a baby is going to crawl out of the drain!

lol

jesus my last few posts you come in behind me and laghed!

Damn
 

Damn We've had this conversation as well in the shop... I know I know. We all agreed that the texture is quite strange when whacking in the hot water.

Anyone else enjoy cupping their balls and letting the warm water surround them... kinda relaxing. OOPS Dirty Deed? IONO

I'm bringing anti-bacteria handwash if I even find my way over to your shop... I hope costco has a 5 gallon bucket of it.... You'll know who I am when you see me with the bucket and a crazed look in my eye!

lmfao

Woah, I cannot touch this thread but I will let this one out: A Buddy hooked me up with his 17 year old sister when I was 23. I banged her during an hour long conference call for work (cell phone on my ear the whole time) and did it on my sons bed.


Hell here I come.

thats wrong,weres chris hansen

lmfao rufus


i too banged a girl on my nephews bed, i felt kinda bad at first but when she started giving me some dome i forgot all about my guilt