Soooooooooooooooanus
Jurassic World fucking sucked..........,..........that is all.
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Because the bible has no mention of dinosaurs?
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Felt like some 10 year old wrote the movie. The island/park/dinosaurs were dope though. I don't remember the older movies, maybe they were all similar in having a simple story line.
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Do kids get into danger with the big dino and then the main hero guy bands together with some help to go save them?
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Right off the bat I thought the park sucked. It didn't give me a sense of how HUGE it would actually be to see a dinosaur.
The main character (Chris Pratt) can communicate with velosoraptors. They made a hybrid dino, it escapes, its fucking smart it can camouflage and not be detected by heat seeking technology. It gets out its cage of cage starts killing everything it sees. They use the velosiraptors to hunt him. Once they see the huge hybrid dino they turn on the people and start killing people. At the end the velosoraptors have a change of heart and they help fight the hybrid dino along with a trex that they released to help them in the fight. Velosoraptors and trex join forces and they kicked the hybrids ass. They they look at each other like "we cool, but we ain't FAM" and they both walk away. Horrible........even my girl was disappointed and she likes twilight and once upon a time. Waist of money |
Basically all movies are the same, something escapes. Dino's where cool.
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Alrighty then, will not see yet.
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you forgot the part where the big ass thing in the water finishes the job and drags the hybrid in the water by the neck lol
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Huuuuuuuuuuh, when was the word "dinosaur" classified as an actual word? What does it derived from? Boooooom! That's Riiiiiiiiiiight. 💩 |
damnit...welll i went to a showing at 1135 and it was sold out. I still want to see it tho :/
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The start was boring but it got better!
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I saw it, was awesome. Anyone that thought otherwise is absolutely wrong.
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I guess I'm the outsider here lol.
Still think it sucked. |
I'm going to watch it later on tonight, after the fights!
Loved the series too. |
Its was decent no complaints I'd watch it again
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$208 Mil in the USA alone and $511 Mil global. Biggest global opening for a movie ever.
People vote with their dollars, id say the voters have spoken. |
Yeah, I thought the movie was entertaining.. I enjoyed it
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It's entertaining, action packed....but the story line is the same as it's always been. Hell, it mimic'd JP1 almost to a T.
Kids get sent to visit family. Go on tour of park, end up getting attacked by the bigass dinosaur that escaped....and in swoops T Rex at the end to save the day while the humans escape. No, no....that's EXACTLY like part 1 lol |
jesus christ.... is mowing my lawn right now!
I guess you can call it a re-boot. |
Eeh, I stopped complaining about movies a long time ago I guess.. I'm not a movie critic so I only go for the enjoyment.. That's just me though..
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With the outrageous costs of movie tickets, you're definitely entitled to complain about movies.
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The first one was the shit. I just rewatched that one since I was too scared to hate the new one.
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😄^^^it was good.
Hey chuck chains, chomp on it with relish. |
I watched it. I liked it.
All I can remember from the first movie was how much I wanted the kids to die. |
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