Marmots. NO beavers, groundhogs, hedgehogs, or crappy clothing. Marmots only. Maybe one Wombat.
 

win

what about wombats??

fixxed

It is not, I have researched, it is for real.

Wombats, while cool in their own, are not as cool as a Marmot.

We should have a Wombat thread however.

Wombats are just displaced marmots

That marmot is built for speed. Notice the laid back ears, look of determination, and the low slung stance. As you can see, he is clearly using his tail as a diffuser.

HOLY SHIT! They look like a pissed off, smokes-a-pack-a-day version of my daughter's guinea pigs. Those are ferocious looking fuckers!

The website said "memberships make a novel gift idea"
id be livid if i got that as a present lol

holy shit those things look evil

who would win in a fight between a marmot and a wolverine?

Marmot, hands down.

Marmots have quite a bit more repressed anger, and larger brains.

Marmot's Deeply rooted mental issues + Superior Intellegence > Wolverine

Honey badger would lose.

Badgers are not known for their ability to think ahead.

The Honey Badger's rage would cause it to make a tactical error.

The Marmot is a master strategist, and therefore an irrational angry animal blinded by rage (like the Honey Badger) would be at the disadvantage.

It would be a good fight.

God these marmots are almost sexy enough to Fap to.









Oh wait too late.....

The marmot appears to be a very serious creature. It has a stern, piercing stare with condescending undertones.

I wonder if marmots would be worth eating if I was stranded and hungry?

Probably.

I would have no issues skewering a endangered Vancouver Marmot and grilling it.

give it wings and it will shit on you, literally.