Confess your dirty deeds
ill start
I piss in the shower :blunt: *bored* |
who doesnt...lol
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Lmao, I was thinking about this same topic 2 nights ago
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x2 lol...
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well.......x3 me to.
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i still use baby whipes
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x2-Gotta get everything clean after dumping a load! lol
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haha ^
i fucked my ex after my date on friday lol |
i got drunk one night and put it in my moms pooper
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WTF?! X4 or whatever on pissing in the shower
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WOW. That is so wrong to say! lol
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I sing Rubber Duckie to my car when I bathe her!
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Can we turn this into a "who pisses in the shower" poll?
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I talk to my car everyday when I come home from work, and I named her Carrie.
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I talk to my car more then I talk to my husband! LOl Her name is Madison.. Maddy for short.
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lol ^
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i banged the girl i was seeing at the time after she passed out i went to grab a glass of water, her roommate came home and i banged her with the same condom that i banged my girl with
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angel, youre fucking insane. :tongue:
i know a lesbian named maddy. shes quite the slugger too. |
now thats dirty
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Lol
I'm gonna hold off on this thread for a bit and wait to reveal my dirty deed{s}... SMH there's so many to choose from. LMAO I too pee in the shower.
We had that discussion at the shop one day and of all the gross SH*T Fatshlong does he swears he never pees in the shower I call bullsh*t. |
I use them after offroading before I hit the paved road i like to give myself a bath with baby wipes!!
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I've jerked off in the shower so many times I'm afraid a baby is going to crawl out of the drain!
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lol
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jesus my last few posts you come in behind me and laghed!
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Damn
Damn We've had this conversation as well in the shop... I know I know. We all agreed that the texture is quite strange when whacking in the hot water. Anyone else enjoy cupping their balls and letting the warm water surround them... kinda relaxing. OOPS Dirty Deed? IONO |
I'm bringing anti-bacteria handwash if I even find my way over to your shop... I hope costco has a 5 gallon bucket of it.... You'll know who I am when you see me with the bucket and a crazed look in my eye!
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lmfao
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Woah, I cannot touch this thread but I will let this one out: A Buddy hooked me up with his 17 year old sister when I was 23. I banged her during an hour long conference call for work (cell phone on my ear the whole time) and did it on my sons bed.
Hell here I come. |
thats wrong,weres chris hansen
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lmfao rufus
i too banged a girl on my nephews bed, i felt kinda bad at first but when she started giving me some dome i forgot all about my guilt |
THATS REAL FRIENDSHIP , HOOKIN UP WITH FRIENDS SISTERS HELLS YEA:clap:
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I also had a girl demand I choke her. Who was I to say no?
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My gf likes being choked.
And Pete... I've got my gf trained... she massages my balls... and it's heaven on earth. ;) Cause it's usually followed by a blowjob. :P |
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas???????????
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wrong......what happens in vegas you tell your homies about when you get back |
I piss in the shower
I banged every daughter in a family over the course of a few years. That's about it. |
Hmmmm................I don't know what you're talking about....:devil::devil::devil:
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i used to sneak out almost every night i lived @ my moms cause my curfew was liek 11!
only got caught once |
that is no dirty deed...
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i guess it depends on where i was sneaking tooo
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