^^ i hated working at mcdonalds i spit on somone cheeseburger for being a dick to me and saying thats its not a sandwhich its a burger

lol i work at starbucks...

so i snag muffins and stuff :-)

i knew that burger tasted funny

I want a muffin :ballin:

A couple nights ago, I pee'd during intercourse.

If I had a quarter for everytime I've heard THAT

What if I told you I was really dehydrated and instead of my urine being a normal light yellow color, it had the consistancy of hair gel and was a greenish brown color that followed with a foul smell?

thats fucking sick

Gangster!!! LOL @ Caitlin. Girl loves her baked goods!

ummmm... EWW

OMFG LMAO son!!!!

that is really gross

now thats completely FUCKED UP!!

lol....this thread is awesome for sure!!!

Lol:snookems:

i let my homies girl give me head once after i picked her up from work, i took her back home and when we got there he welcomed her with a kiss on the lips. lil did he know that she had just swallowed my baby batter

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....That's my nyucka right there!!!!!!

god dammit angel!

u werent supposed to tell!!

Ohhh i have far too many things for this thread.

Last Dec. my friends girlfriend had people over cause her step dad was out of town, and her mom was cool with it. Well the night went on, her mom got some drinks in her with us. She told us how one night her and tge girls put a shit load of soap/bubbles in the hot tub. Well, it was just her my friend, and I. We got all the soap and anything we could find in the house, and poured it in with the jets on. She ends up telling us to make bubble shorts so we strip down and do it.

Needless to say, we all ended up naked and she gave us handjobs. Im 1/2 way to the goal of being with a mom. Ohh, more stories to come.

How did you manage to not close the deal here!? hahaha

5am came and 2 of the girls woke up. Cock block like whoa.

Hey ill pick up your homies from work whenever she needs a ride day or night lol!

anything close to your guys shit is i fucked a girl in the ass on my parents bed. i was 17 at the time and that was the only place i knew where the lube was.

Poop is NOT lubricant.

I picked my nose and wiped it inside a police car.

I got dome from my friends little sister, then let another friend fuck her. then I told him he now knew what my spunk tasted like.

2 of 3 parties involved were rather pissed.

i had a 4some, and 3 of them being girls

what can i say? we were horny they all had a piece of me

cant help its 10 1/2 inches

btw im drunk right now and all of this is true with pics to back up my story
but i love my gf and i just cried because of her, since she was hurt from my ex friend

10 shots of brandy + jack in the box, makes me not feel good

lol --- u edited your post to add you love your g/f ... and your not feeling good ... lol ..

i hugged splashy

i think most of us are in the same boat

Me to, It was at jamba juice.. yummy.. lol

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he is so mean to me :ballin::ballin::ballin::ballin: