i and a few other friends spit on Hansel651 jumbo jack a few years ago and he ate it......so nasty.....sorry campbell



lol

I have nekked pics. $20 each. lol

post it in the thong hunter! hahahaha

lol you wish

Shit, I got video. She didnt know.

haha you've done worse lol

she dont have enough ass for that

Went out to Dos Gringos with the DOODS from TSP. Within 20 minutes had some 30year old hoe all over my shit, she took me back to her friends house who was 38, we went skinny dipping then I watched them get down then banged em both. Only had 2 condoms on me so couldn't do anymore.
I guess what makes it even dirtier is they were maybe 7's the older on was like a 6 but there bodies looked great naked and they were BOMB in bed.
After I was done I was like, "Well I'm out", they say "WTF" I say "yeah going back to the club see ya, thanks for the good time"

Had to hitch a ride back thank god it was only 2blocks!

ahahah
 

Funny sh*t!!! I LMFAO!

damn thats some fun times

P.i.m.p.!!!!!!!

this past weekend i went out to the bar with some friends.. No biggy

The bar is down the street from my house so i decided to walk home. My mom see's me and pix me up. She says that shes having some people over so im like "K" guess ill come party with ya'll (my mom is 40 and partyies like a 21 year old) -- So i go over and one of her friends is all over my cock so i tell her to go to the store and get more beer and i'll meet her outside. Hop in her ride drive around the block and get some bomb ass head. Well turns out she has a man and he comes over not too long after we get back from this lil excursion. Whats the first thing he does? KISSES the bitch .. lol

LMFAO!!!!!!!!:rflmao:

bwhahahaha fuckin sluuuuut

lmao

ha lol

haha I just read some shit that said that 55% of women have committed adultery... and 90% of them felt it was justified.

So... when was the last time you kissed your gf? :)

woman are whores....well at least 55% of them are :)

Funny things from this story
1. You are partying with your mom
2. moms friend (assuming around 40) gives you blow job
3. dude pretty much tasted your cock

lol .. just got a txt from the beezy in the last confession... her man is leaving friday... im invited over.. lol... what a whore!!!! ... FYI shes 34

this one i was leaving bar like always. me and SIR mikey where on the way home and we wanted some grub. so like always we went to del taco. get to the window and order some taco's and shreded beef burrito. so we get there and there is this hoe named nadia working the window. and she is dumb as fuck with a snagel tooth. but we dont care cause where drunk. so she starts going off about tacos and we start going off about pink tacos. next thing i know where both gang banging in the del taco parking lot in the rhd!

fucking crazy man!

Don't forget the part where we cut out the floor board because it has no motor and used our feet to "power" the car

what about the part where you jammed that burrito in her "splashy pants" and ate it!

i hooked up with my best friends sister, he was passed out in the front seat, while i was bangn her in the back seat..

you two were banging each other in the back of the hatch :(
gay

lol

man you guys bang teh burro girl at del taco
did you guys get your food for free atleast

hahahaha

nah man our dicks never touched

you know it!

nadia is banginnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

if i dont stop masterbating in the shower im gonna be seeing this come out my drain